In the middle of sex, whisper in his ear “there’s power in a king’s blood” then put leeches on his dick
It’s Melt Banana weather in Cranford.
Melt Banana - “Sick Zip Everywhere” (by HardeyeFilms)
(These lolz also make me uncomfortable?)
In Age of Empires II, your stoic villagers would continue to harvest food even as they were being stabbed/shot with arrows/beaten/eaten…just like in real life?
(via AWKWARD ZOMBIE - A Berry Important Job)
i saw Star Trek and I wish the whole movie had been about them being a super fashionable space biker gang with their space-leather jackets.
Spock: I must control my feelz.
Kirk: I like punching.
Spock: This bromance is getting too intense.
This is happening. #StarTrek